Humor Board http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/forums/9 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:20:48 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/forums/9 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ JUST FRED ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13463/t/JUST-FRED.html image
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker for his name. "Fred", he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred." The biker responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13463 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 07:03:54 GMT <![CDATA[ Halloween costumes... rated "R" ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13439/t/Halloween-costumes-rated-R-.html
The woman exclaims "What in the world are you going as?"

The man replied "I thought that if you were... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (YammerHammer) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13439 Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:01:28 GMT <![CDATA[ AN INCREDIBLE STORY OF LUCK AND INSPIRATION !! ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13426/t/AN-INCREDIBLE-STORY-OF-LUCK-AND-INSPIRATION-.html
Talk about LUCK !!!

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]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13426 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:54:04 GMT <![CDATA[ The Call Center ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13425/t/The-Call-Center.html
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan...

I told them I was Suicidal...

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck



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]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13425 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 10:47:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Aussies....Dont you just love them ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13390/t/Aussies-Dont-you-just-love-them.html An Australian guy is travelling around the Greek Islands .. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place.

Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Eddie) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13390 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:48:04 GMT <![CDATA[ What Men Want ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13389/t/What-Men-Want.html
He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing; only bananas and
coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.

In disbelief, he asks, 'Where did you come from? How... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Eddie) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13389 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:44:01 GMT <![CDATA[ Twitter-there's some good stuff ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13373/t/Twitter-there-s-some-good-stuff.html
Dear God-I'm not religious but I'd LOVE to be saved, So if there's anything you or someone that's real& exists could do, that'd be great. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (sweetgherkin) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13373 Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:47:07 GMT <![CDATA[ facebook ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13362/t/facebook.html feeds@yuku.com (JDGK) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13362 Fri, 23 Oct 2009 18:24:20 GMT <![CDATA[ What Happens at The Meetings ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13322/t/What-Happens-at-The-Meetings.html Basically i'm making a video of the meeting so if people are interesting they can just watch from the comfort of their homes.
So i need some things that happen at meetings while the speaker is talking, that can be done without much dialog

some i have thought of.......
parent taking their kid out for a beating
satanic smurf
speaker using props that just dont fit the illustration
sitting... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Pig) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13322 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 10:38:17 GMT <![CDATA[ DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13316/t/DEAR-ABBY-ADMITTED-----LOSS--ANSWER--FOLLOWING-.html
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid
twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a
man
go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?





Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence
on
my VCR?





Dear... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (irishshane) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13316 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:26:23 GMT <![CDATA[ The Cowboy and The Lesbian ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13315/t/The-Cowboy-and-The-Lesbian.html feeds@yuku.com (irishshane) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13315 Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:18:44 GMT <![CDATA[ 'lightening powered' lawn mower ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13301/t/-lightening-powered-lawn-mower.html This is funnier than shit (and no pun intended....you'll understand why I say this as you read)

LIGHTING AND A
LAWN MOWER

For those of us who do work in the yard occasionally.. Remember the checklist!

If you don't laugh hysterically at this,...CHECK YOUR PULSE...this is funny....and true. This was sent by a retired dentist.

We have the standard 6 ft.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (whytebyrd2) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13301 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:14:52 GMT <![CDATA[ Six Six Six.... ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13282/t/Six-Six-Six-.html here out of harm's way.

Let it drop.....


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]]> feeds@yuku.com (michaelangelo45) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13282 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:32:58 GMT <![CDATA[ YouTube Convention Video ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13280/t/YouTube-Convention-Video.html Oh my goodness, who are these fecking people that keep posting ridiculous comments on my ridiculous video? And why can none of them write proper English?

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=DqOgMKss02o feeds@yuku.com (lovebeachgirl) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13280 Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:08:17 GMT <![CDATA[ The Difference Between A Conservative & A Liberal ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13270/t/The-Difference-Between-A-Conservative-A-Liberal.html If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (gotmyownmind) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13270 Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:42:00 GMT <![CDATA[ Dogs own leg steal bone ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13258/t/Dogs-own-leg-steal-bone.html


]]> feeds@yuku.com (LavendergalUK) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13258 Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:41:08 GMT <![CDATA[ I wouldn't eat here if I were you..... ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13243/t/I-wouldn-t-eat-here-if-I-were-you-.html image

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feeds@yuku.com (BlackDiamond) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13243 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:22:43 GMT <![CDATA[ From The Onion ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13239/t/From-The-Onion.html
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_alzheimer_s_patients_say ]]> feeds@yuku.com (ariker) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13239 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:43:33 GMT <![CDATA[ Baboons doing naughty things ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13212/t/Baboons-doing-naughty-things.html


]]> feeds@yuku.com (LavendergalUK) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13212 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:21:35 GMT <![CDATA[ HOW TO KEEP JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES FROM KNOCKING ]]> http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13200/t/HOW-TO-KEEP-JEHOVAH-S-WITNESSES-FROM-KNOCKING.html Photobucket ]]> feeds@yuku.com (New Light) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13200 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 09:26:17 GMT