A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Danielle0754) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13895 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:14:05 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13890/t/A-Christmas-Card-from-my-JW-sister-.html
Money's short, times are hard
so here's a Fucking Christmas card.

It was the night before Christmas
and all through the house
everybody felt shitty
even the mouse.

Mom's at the whore house
Dad's smokin' grass
I just settled down
for a nice... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13890 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:12:22 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13889/t/2009-s-first-Christmas-Joke.html
"In honor of this Holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle." he said.

"You may pass through the Pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13889 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:59:07 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13880/t/OFFICE-CHRISTMAS-PARTY.html
Funny! Be sure to scroll down and read each new memo as
the story of this Christmas party goes from great to bad to worse.



Company Memo
feeds@yuku.com (Eddie) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13880 Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:10:56 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13877/t/Gentleman-of-the-Week.html feeds@yuku.com (Cacky) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13877 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:54:01 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13840/t/Sigh-.html

feeds@yuku.com (Kingsmeg) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13840 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:57:13 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13824/t/Youth-Christians-Rapping.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI6e20i79EU


]]> feeds@yuku.com (SwingLifeAway) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13824 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:50:19 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13814/t/Tom-Mabe-.html

For anyone in the western hemisphere who hasn't heard this yet!

Stevie B ]]> feeds@yuku.com (esar haddon) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13814 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:01:36 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13806/t/Getting-Old.html


When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I have a 22-year-old husband at... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Eddie) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13806 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:11:41 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13762/t/Grandma-s-Boyfriend.html Grandma's boyfriend

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Eddie) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13762 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:42:36 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13759/t/Russian-Bike-Trick.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyF5tbN8iXw&feature=player_embedded ]]> feeds@yuku.com (chrisjoel) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13759 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:47:58 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13756/t/MEN-DO-REMEMBER-ANNIVERSARIES.html http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13756 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 15:20:27 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13751/t/Christmas-is-on-the-way-splat-.html feeds@yuku.com (matitalica) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13751 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:25:16 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13728/t/One-for-Cookie-My-new-truck.html My New Truck

http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13728 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:11:33 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13721/t/Is-Taylor-Swift-singing-for-the-devil-You-decide.html "Should it concern us that another Christian singer sold her soul to the Devil for fortune and fame?" Pastor Deacon Fred told the congregation last week after it was announced that Taylor Swift had won Country Music's highest honor, Entertainer of the Year. "It should concern each and every one of you sitting in this congregation today! The Bible says somewhere that we must not be silent! Unless it is a woman. God doesn't like... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (ariker) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13721 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:34:19 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13709/t/DIRTY-RED-RIDING-HOOD-.html To that Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a magnum gun and pointed at him and said, "No you're not! You are going to EAT ME, just like it say's in the book!"
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13709 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:08:29 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13705/t/Biblical-Zombie-Apocalypse-.html ]]> feeds@yuku.com (superpunk) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13705 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:39:22 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13695/t/iTit-New-Apple-invention.html The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
]]> feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13695 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:35:02 GMT http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13694/t/Seniors-on-a-little-road-trip.html feeds@yuku.com (Paradise4in2009) http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/13694 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 14:28:49 GMT