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Posts: 465 (01/22/09 08:36:35) |
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live for ever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Insanity: The will to believe even in the face of incontestable evidence to the contrary. |
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Posts: 272 (01/22/09 08:51:15) |
I only get a 5!
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Posts: 2210 (01/22/09 09:07:14) |
10 for me too.
Stand up and fight until you hear the bell,
Stand toe to toe, trade blow for blow, Keep punchin' till you make your punches tell, Show that crowd what you know! Until you hear that bell, that final bell, Stand up and fight like hell!" - Chorus from the Munster Rugby anthem sung before matches. Irish by birth, Munster by the grace of God |
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Platinum Level Member
Posts: 296 (01/22/09 09:48:16) |
I am a atheist so I'm screwed!
http://exjehovahswitnessforum.yuku.com/topic/7569 |
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Posts: 205 (01/22/09 09:56:40) |
I scored a 5 !
Frogs have it easy . . they just eat what bugs them. |
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Posts: 13973 (01/22/09 10:20:32) Administrator |
 so, any surprised that sports fans
were mentioned or no?
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Platinum Level Member
Posts: 67 (01/22/09 10:54:45) |
I got a six. Yay! Go me!
God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and
"I'm not worthy"...
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MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
Posts: 466 (01/22/09 10:59:34) |
Ronnie45 wrote:I'm more surprised that sports fans are mentioned but murderers are not  .
And as a side note, someone here has gotta be more debaucherous than me, come on  .
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live for ever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Insanity: The will to believe even in the face of incontestable evidence to the contrary. |
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Indispensible Poster
Posts: 2081 (01/22/09 17:51:39) |
See you all in Hell. We will look back at this and laugh!
"Armageddon could be knockin at my door. But I aint gonna answer thats for sure. Theres gotta be somethin more." Jennifer Nettles
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Supreme Member
Posts: 6483 (01/22/09 17:55:31) |
Is this a 'lifetime achievment' thing, or is it whatever you happen to be doing this instant, or by JW standards are 'practising'?
Jody
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians. The danger already exists
that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.
-- St. Augustine
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Posts: 303 (01/22/09 18:36:17) |
I scored a 5!
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Supreme Member
Posts: 4520 (01/22/09 18:49:11) |
Overall I got a 4 ... but I'm still going to hell or so it seems! Oh well ... at least I won't need to take a jumper (sweater for you northerners)!
"I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a
fresh try, one more start
... with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning."
~~ J.B. Priestly ~~
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Varg84 |
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MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
Posts: 468 (01/23/09 04:14:01) |
Kingsmeg wrote:I counted mine as "lifetime achievement".
Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live for ever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Insanity: The will to believe even in the face of incontestable evidence to the contrary. |
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matitalica |
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Posts: 1679 (01/23/09 04:27:31) |
oh, they left out suicide bombers.
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Posts: 2844 (01/23/09 04:36:57) Co Administrator
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sounds like hells gonna be a lotta fun
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Supreme Member
Posts: 6491 (01/23/09 09:30:28) |
I counted mine as "lifetime achievement"Crap. That just brought my total up to 12 (from 4). Oh well, either way, going to hell... Whatchagonnado.
Jody
The good Christian should beware of mathematicians. The danger already exists
that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.
-- St. Augustine
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MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
Posts: 140 (01/24/09 02:04:35) |
i got a 6 yeahhhhhhhh!!
though it's 7 if you count whoremunch or whatever it was lol |
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Posts: 72 (01/24/09 02:49:19) |
I am a christian........ and i got 6
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Posts: 1740 (01/24/09 03:13:36) |
 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoo-hoo!!! Yayyyyy!!!!!!!! I cant wait to get to hell! I'm going to make Satan my bitch and take
over!!!!!!!!!!
(Midnight Radio the Devil....has a nice ring to it, no?)
"Evil home stereo, what good songs do you know?
Evil me, oh yeah I know, what good curves can you throw?" - Modest Mouse
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newtotheworld |
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MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
Posts: 149 (01/24/09 07:04:03) |
does that mean you are a phsychic pot smoking lesbian whore mongerer who enjoys a flutter on the slot machines and a piss up now and then? lol
May those that love us, love us. And for those that do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we know them by their limping. |
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Silver Level Member
Posts: 11 (01/24/09 07:21:02) |
Its an 8 for me. But with dedication and hard work, I may be able to hit 10. We are supposed to have goals, right?
Reminds me of my sister's favorite quote, "Morals? Isn't that one of those big paintings on walls?" Sports fans, are you freakin kidding me?! Who makes these signs?! |
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