I remember a kid in the congregation my kids age starting up a JW band called "Jawbone of an Ass". I thought it was the coolest name and knew where it came from but they had to stop using it on pain of .... well, some kind of JW trouble. I don't know. I was just sad to see such creativity quashed.

Every once in a while I get an enthusiastic student who proclaims they want to play Christian rock. To me it sort of seems like an oxymoron but I usually just nod and show them a few locrian mode riffs.

Locrian mode was considered "of the devil" way back in Bachs time. Go figure.

What you said about figuring out chord progressions so easily. I know what you mean. It's often Pentatonic....Oh no! PENTA, like PENTANGLE!! Oh my god

BTW. I love King Crimson.