Yet I'm sure they'll still be up everyone's ass to turn their time in image.

Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live for ever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and
whose emission was like that of horses - Ezekiel 23:20