I had one come by a month or so back. I think it was their "tract campaign" or whatever the hell it is when they try to place as many tracts as possible as quick as possible within 2 or 3 months, or something like that. Anyway, it was a young, awkward looking guy at my door. During his sales pitch, I just gave him a look as if to say "You gotta be kidding me" and then when he asked if I was interested, I simply said "No". Almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

Christianity:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live for ever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and
whose emission was like that of horses - Ezekiel 23:20