And for the real thing: PETA wishes Obama hadn't swatted that fly

I like your version better, Cosmic!

Weaseltits... image I'm still chuckling over that.

"Everybody's wondering what and where they all came from
Everybody's worrying 'bout where they're gonna go
When the whole thing's done
Nobody knows for certain,
And so it's all the same to me
I Think I'll just let the mystery be"
~10000 Maniacs