I can understand feeling a little off, so I've come up with a game for you. It's called "spot my mom" You see, she'll be at the convention with you. Here's some tips on seeing her. Look for the hat. Not just any hat, this one will have a wingspan and will probably provide shade for up to 25 people. Look directly at her when they announce "new light" as she'll be doing the Fred Sanford- Elizabeth routine. And just to amuse yourself, bring a medical dictionary and try to find a disease she doesn't have. She'll admit to them all.