lol ariker, that's awesome :P I've got a few "friends" that should be at that Calgary convention too, but they're not quite so easy to spot lol... But if they have an arrogant little prick that uses alot of big words and won't shut up about how he never got into drugs or alcohol or fooled around with women giving an interview or a talk (He looks kinda east indian, or paki, but his mom is white as snow, and I think his dad is ukrainian lol), I know him, and he's exactly the same in person :P If you see him, I can tell you a bunch of stories about him

My advice is to just bring some binoculars, and people watch... Or people watch without the binos... Either way, see if you can count how many people are sleeping, and how many of them are trying to pretend they aren't sleeping, and how many aren't even hiding it...Like arms crossed, leaned back, drool, possibly snoring... :P
Another fun game is seeing how many people are people watching besides you... Y'never know, maybe you'll find a guy that's just as bored as you, and you can hang out together :P

I'll be thinking of you, LBG... I'll be changing the oil in my bike, eating pizza and drinking beer, but I'll be thinking of you just the same... Stay strong, I don't think I'd be doing to well if I had to sit there all day...