The Senior          HP: 30     Attack: 10     Defense: 10     

 This person usually is well into his/her eighties, is illiterate, has no formal education, and is usually a bit senile. He/she can barely read and understand Genesis 1:1, yet somehow has concluded that Jehovah's witnesses are god's organization. This person can often be heard commenting during the watchtower study by reading word for word from the paragraph, and stumbling through each and every syllable while the rest of the room waits impatietly. The Senior has on occasion been known to forget to wait for the microphone.