Mystla, i'm shocked at such lewd and lascivious suggestions, shocked I tell you.



"If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule." ~ D.H. Lawrence



smiley: wink



"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago; the second best time is now"
-old Chinese proverb

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of the truth"
-Albert Einstein

“Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.” ― Marianne Williamson