I have owned both cats and dogs before, and they both provide plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. This is one I thought fellow pet owners would enjoy, but you have to visualize it.
I was walking through a residential neighborhood toward the bus stop, and a very obviously stray dog walked up and joined me; not starving or anything, just very dirty, collarless, but very very friendly. This dog followed me for several blocks.
At one point, I noticed a cat walking across the street toward us, and I thought, hm, how is this going to play out? The cat had no care in the world, just strolling in the sun, not seeing the dog. Then the dog saw the cat, and bolted towards it. The cat saw the dog running at it, took a couple more steps, and then... Sat down. Literally looked over its shoulder, as if to say, "what is that fool dog running at?". Looked back, said, "oh shit, it's me," and THEN started running.
What the hell are you chasing? I know it ain't me. OH SHIT!
