A member of the governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses was visiting the city of New Orleans when hurricane katrina struck. The flooding got so bad it was up to the first floor where he was staying. The National Guard and I drove by in a S.U.V. to pick him up. "You can't save me, your worldly, go save someone else, Jehovah will save me," said the Jehovah's Witness.
Seven hours later the water was up pass the second story and the Jehovah Witness was on the roof when a rescue boat came by. The rescuers on the boat were begging him to come aboard. "You can't save me, your worldly go save someone else, Jehovah will save me," he said.
After another nine hours the water was up to his chin, and while in my helicopter, I lowered the rescue basket telling him to get in it. "NO NO NO" he said, "You can't save me, your worldly, go save someone else, Jehovah will save me."
About twenty minutes later he drowned but didn't go to heaven as he thought (the elite) and was regulated to the grave. After a thousand years he was finally resurrected and got to meet God who he thought was "Jehovah."
Jehovah, he said, what the hell happened? I've been a loyal Witness all my life. I spent my whole life in the field service, never missed a meeting, gave thousands of talks, in my will I left the Watchtower Society my pension, my Social Secerity check, the deed to my house, and my bank account, and am I not better than an evil low down dirty insecure junkyard rat soup eating worldly person? Did I not help oversee the worldwide congregation? Am I not one of the anointed ones way above the rest of the rank and file? I just knew you would save me, how could you let me drown? How dare you!!!
God answered, first my name is not Jehovah, I am the supreme being known as God. Second you idiot, I did try to save you. First I sent a S.U.V, then a boat, and then a helicopter you STUPID FOOL!!!