This was in the funny section of another site i visit but i'm afraid i do not know the original author.....
It does seem rather fitting to post since it's election time here in the U.K. once again.
Fred was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attatched them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
Freds favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this particular morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
When he went to investigate, he saw other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.
To Freds amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak so it couldn't ring.
He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
Fred was so proud of old Butch, he entered him into the Brisbane City Show and he became an overnight sensation with the judges.
The result was, the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No bell peace prize", but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurpsrise" as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making!
Who else but a politician, could figure out how to win two of the most coveted prizes on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?!
Vote carefully in the next election, you can't always hear the bells.