I was laughing at Grahams thread (Old Butch) when I remembered this from a postcard I bought on my last hols......it appealed to my juvenile funny bone
THE MISSING COCK
The village Priest went out to collect his freshly laid eggs on Sunday morning, and realised his cockerel was missing!!
At morning service he decided to ask his parishioners if they had seen it.
"Has anyone here got a cock?" the priest asked
All the men stood up
"No, no" said the priest, I meant has anyone seen a cock this morning?"
All the women stood up
"No, no" said the priest, "I meant has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half of the women stood up
"No, no, no" exclaimed the priest in exasperation, "what I meant was, has anyone seen my own cock this morning?"
The altar boys and organist all stood up, and the priest fainted